The Empty Chair

In a shadowed corner
Of Nocturna’s Reading Room,
Beside a dying fire,
There sat
An empty chair.

Old mahogany,
Crimson velvet,
Carved with moons
And curious little stars.

Yet nobody
Ever sat upon it.

This greatly troubled
Alistair Fisk.

Occult historian,
Curio Club member,
And enthusiastic pursuer
Of unnecessary mysteries.

Fisk was a short,
Skinny little man,
Completely bald,
With enormous
Bushy grey eyebrows
That seemed determined
To compensate
For everything missing
Above them.

Beneath a long,
Dour face,
Sat a thin
Pencil moustache,
A sour complexion,
A long aquiline nose,
And surprisingly
Large lips
Usually pursed
In scholarly disapproval.

He dressed
With considerably more colour
Than his disposition suggested.

A black pinstripe suit,
Bright red silk shirt,
And immaculate
Black bow tie.

Wherever Fisk went,
So too went
His ebony cane,
Its golden head
Carved into the grinning face
Of Mephistopheles.

He considered it
Tasteful.

Others
Had their doubts.

And now,
Alistair Fisk
Had discovered
A mystery.

The chair.

He searched
The club archives.
He consulted
Ancient books.
He examined
Old photographs
Through a magnifying glass.

And there,
Again,
The chair.

  1. Empty
  2. Empty.
  1. Empty
  2. Empty.
  1. Empty
  2. Empty.

Always
The same chair.
Always
Unoccupied.

Fisk discovered
Ancient traditions
Of chairs left vacant
For the dead.

He studied
Victorian séances,
Funerary customs,
Spiritualist societies,
Forgotten rituals,
And obscure ceremonies
In which an empty seat
Invited spirits
To join the living.

He found accounts
Of chairs reserved
For departed ancestors.

Seats placed
At midnight tables
For wandering souls.

And ancient customs
Warning that certain chairs
Must never,
Under any circumstances,
Be occupied.

Perhaps,

He wondered,

Nocturna’s chair
Awaited someone.

Someone
Who had died.

Or worse…

Someone
Who had not yet
Arrived.

For three nights
Fisk barely slept.

Finally,
Unable to endure
The mystery any longer,
He found Gideon Rook
Quietly arranging newspapers
In the Reading Room.

Fisk approached,
Mephistopheles
Tapping ominously
Across the floor.

Tap.
Tap.
Tap.

“Mr Rook.”

“Mr Fisk.”

“I must ask you
About the empty chair.”

Mr Rook glanced across the room.

“Ah.”

“Nobody sits upon it.”

“No.”

“It has remained empty
For generations.”

“Indeed.”

Fisk leaned heavily
Upon Mephistopheles.
His enormous eyebrows
Lowered.
His large lips
Pursed.

His voice became
Almost a whisper.

“Why?”

Mr Rook considered
The question.

Then replied,

“Because it is broken.”

Silence.
The fire crackled.
Fisk stared
At the chair.
Then at Mr Rook.

“Broken?”

“Yes, one of the rear legs.”
Mr Rook returned
To his newspapers.

“We really must
Get that fixed.”

Alistair Fisk
Closed his notebook.
Three nights
Of research.
Forty-seven books.
Two hundred years
Of occult history.

And one
Broken chair.
He turned
And walked away,
Mephistopheles
Tapping behind him.
Tap.
Tap.
Tap.

Such were
The mysteries
Of Nocturna.

The Smoking Gallery

Mahogany panels,
Carved with crescent moons,
Cover the walls of Nocturna‘s
Smoking Gallery.

Three magnificent cabinets
Contain cigars from every corner
Of the known and unknown world.
Along neighbouring shelves,
Leather tobacco pouches
Hold blends
Both local and obscure.

Some fragrant.
Some peculiar.
And several that Edgar Brillows
Has specifically requested
Never be smoked
Near the curtains.

The Second Lantern

On a clear,
Moonlit twelfth night,
The members’ knocker
Sounds upon the door
Of Nocturna.

Daniel Hargraves answers.

Standing before him
Is a tall woman
Of Scandinavian appearance.
She smiles.
Nods.

“Hello, Daniel.”

For just a moment,
The formidable doorman
Seems to forget
That he is formidable.

“Ah…
Ms Winterbloom.
Do come in.”

Hargraves beams.
Far more warmly
Than his customary
Professional greeting
Might ordinarily allow.

In The Trade Room

Jasper Cricklebone
Is an infrequent visitor to Nocturna.

He has been a member
For longer than anyone
Cares to remember.

He visits the city rarely.

When he does,
He seeks the sanctuary
Of the club.

It is said that Jasper resides
In the nearby mountains,
In a crooked stone house
Somewhere above
The last reliable road,
Where the clouds come down
To knock upon his windows,
And crows gather
On his chimney pots
To exchange the morning news.

The Tea Master

As the evening rain settles in,
Inside the Nocturna Club,
It was warm and dry.

Open fires roar,
And lamps illuminate both
Members and ornaments alike,
With a golden glow.

Marcel Carreau loves such evenings,
When he can look out
Across the club knowing,
That everything as it should,
And all are content.

It was at this moment
That his meditation
was interrupted,
By the soft voice
of the Still-Room Attendant,
Mabel Cobble.

Quest for the Snowmane Blossom

The elaborate golden calligraphy
Upon the glossy black business card
Read,

Horace Ashcombe
Apothecary and Collector
of Forgotten Remedies.

“Do you find it satisfactory?”
Malcolm Coldbottom
Enquired.

Horace smiled,
Turning the card
Slowly between his fingers,
Allowing the warm Nocturna lamplight
To dance
Across the embossed
Gold lettering.

“Magnificent, Malcolm.
Quite magnificent.”

The Attendant

There are those
Who visit Nocturna
For the rarest spirits,
The whispered stories,
Or the peculiar company
One finds nowhere else.

Yet the regulars,
Those who have lingered
Long enough
To call the place home,
Will tell you
That the evening
Never truly begins
Until Mr Gideon Rook
Offers a gentle nod
And quietly says,

“This way,
If you please.”